Wishing Well Sayings

Looking for some "oops you didn't get your wish granted" sayings to spice up the Wishing Well.Try to make them silly, funny and of course looking for some well worded serious ones as well.

"You give money to hobos and don't expect anything from them..."
"Do I look like a vending machine to you?"
"Your charity is much appreciated."
"The last guy that was here wished that whoever was next did not get their wish, I guess he got his."
"I am NOT a magic 8-ball, he's down the street on the corner."
"You could've bought breakfast, lunch, and dinner at McD's with that $10!"
"I could grant your wish, but then you'd never come to see me again."
"I promise I'll grant your wish next time... [trollface]"
"Do you actually think you're gunna win?"
"If I had $10 for every ungranted wish... oh wait."
"I'm here to fight inflation, those ballons just can't be trusted."
"Hope you have a nice day! Get it? I'm Wishing you Well! teehee, Now that'll be $10."
"Why is it that people toss money at me when they come to see me, I am a strudy and deep individual, I'm not that tragic."
"The Velociraptor in Lestat's closet does not approve."
"I'm sorry but I just can't bring myself to grant your wish for a Hello Kitty game."
"When I was just a puddle, my mother told me, "Dear, one day you'll be a heatbreaker." Was she right?"Edited at 09/14 11:05:03

"you really believe in fairies?"

"Want a real wish? Quit throwing in Monopoly moneyy!"
"Do you really think you can get anything for a ten dollars!"Edited at 09/13 15:35:27

urp!! more please

I'm on my lunch break, come back at a later time.Who the heck knows.Your wish looks hazy to me.Does your wish really matter?Try making another one, maybe it'll come true.Are you seriously wanting this wish cause it doesn't look good.You are a sucker for trying to get your way aren't you?I thought we had this conversation before? Your wish is denied.Stop begging, it makes you look bad.Wishing well is on break, leave a message at the beep. BEEEEEP!I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. I'm sorry, you wanted a wish? I want ice cream and ten dollars so tough cookies.How about feeding me a thousand more dollars then I'll think about granting your wish.Did I say a thousand dollars? I meant a hundred thousand dollars.More money....I keal you.All I get is ten dollars and nag, nag, nag, nag, nag.

"please think carefully about what you are wishing for next time"

"Perhaps wishing is to complex for you, please try a fortune cookie"
"Yea..... that wont happen."
"For $10, you expect what? you have a better chance of getting diabetes"
"I am not god... I can't grant miracles."
"YOU WON.... at failing epically."
"Thanks for donating to those that laugh at you, stop by anytime."
"I guess we all know why you were always second string."
"That $10, I have already seen. Give me one that I haven't."

Didn't want to make another thread for this, I have an idea for the well.Instead of:
You tossed $1 into the Wishing Well but your wish was not granted...
[Back to the Wishing Well]Have a wish again button. So I don't have to keep going back.

"You are the weakest link, Goodbye""I really hope you're better at this game then you are at getting your wish granted"

"Goodbye my only friend. Oh, did you think I meant you?" (Portal 2)
"No one has ever won me, will you be my first?"
"YOU WIN .... the satisfaction of knowing you are patient. Please try again."

What does this look like to you? The Make a Wish foundation?

"deal with it"

You won! A drink of water because that is all that this well can give.Because of the current economy, I am not granting wishes. Thanks for the $10 though.

"Ha ha ha...is that what you would really waste a wish on?"

"Getting your wish... not in this lifetime!"
"Had to make a bank deposit, be back in an hour"
"Would you like fries with that wish?"

That'll do pig.

"Come back later."
"Whatever get out of here."
"See you later!NEXT!!"
"You go stranger!!Didn't get it now don't come baaack!!"

Wished for nothing? Wish granted!